Quote from Nick in Keaton
Nick: Jess, please stop. Thank you for what you're trying to do, but it's over. It has to be over. Schmidt, I'm Michael Keaton. I'm the owner of the e-mail address [email protected] Schmidt: What? Nick: It was me... The whole time. Schmidt: No. No, you can't- Nick: How do you think I know that you kissed the bus driver at spring break? Or that you want to open up a glassware boutique in Connecticut? Or about the wall hole? Schmidt: This is impossible! I've been I've been writing with Michael Keaton since I was a kid! Nick: Your mother came up with the idea, Schmidt. But since college, it's been me. Schmidt: My mom? You're gonna tell me that my mom helped me with my public erections? I drew pictures! Jess: He didn't want you to find out this way.