Schmidt: So, well, say it.
Nick: You got it.
Schmidt: S-Say that I'm a good man.
Nick: I'm giving away my money. I've been trying to listen to you this whole time!
Schmidt: Damn it, Nick, you are so drunk right now and at the bar you work at, no less.
Nick: Yeah.
Schmidt: What happens with the rest of your day? Do you even think about that?
Nick: You don't understand drinking at all.
Drunk Man: Don't go. Heathcliff.