Quote from Schmidt in Double Date
Schmidt: Cece, I'm sor- I'm sorry. I don't I just Is there someplace maybe we could, uh, go talk? Cece: Everybody knows anyway, Schmidt. Might as well just say it. Schmidt: Oh, let's talk. Let's we this should be fine. I didn't want to hurt you. You have to know that I did not want to hurt you. Please, I- I'm begging you. If you take anything away from this, know that I did not want to hurt you. I didn't want to hurt anyone. Especially you. You have no idea what you mean to me. And I got caught up in this thing, and I used to be so fat. I mean, like truly gigantic. I mean, as big as as big as big as it gets. And now and now I'm not, and girls like me, and I don't I don't know how to do this. I got lost. And I'm sorry. Cece: You're sorry? You didn't want to hurt anybody? That's the best you can do, Schmidt? Really? I don't know. I don't know you. Good-bye, Schmidt. [exits] Schmidt: I'm just realizing that I don't have any cash on me. If anyone would be willing to loan me $12 for the valet, that would be greatly appreciated.