Quote from Nick in Double Date
Jess: I kind of want to get a gun.
Nick: I'm definitely sexually attracted to ladybugs.
Nick: I prefer the Kilborn Daily Show. I think it's the best one. I know that you're really into...
Jess: It's not.
Nick: Yes, it is. He's very charming.
Jess: I'm weirdly good at volleyball.
Nick: I believe horses are from outer space.
Jess: I believe that too!