Border Guard: U. S. citizens? Passports, please.
[Schmidt hands over four passports, including Nick's shredded passport which has been poorly taped back together.]
Border Guard: What is this?
Winston: Sir, my name is Winston Bishop. I'm a color-blind American citizen, and I can't do puzzles. Now let us go home.
Border Guard: It says "Unatered Stites of Amurica."