Schmidt: You're upset. As you should be. Oh, but that was great, man.
Winston: How long as this been going on, man?
Schmidt: Four days.
Winston: Four days, and you didn't tell me? Come on, Schmidt! I said, "Don't lie to me."
Schmidt: I'm sorry. All right? I love both of these women and I couldn't decide. I needed to buy some more time.
Winston: Cece thinks I'm wearing her panties right now!
Schmidt: Well, that's on you, man! You freaked out super hard! You-you kidding me? That's so weird. Sewing people's panties into underpants.
Winston: Look, we're not best friends, Schmidt. As a matter of fact, we're not friends at all until you fix this.
Schmidt: Okay, all right, look. Winston, I'm sorry, man. W-Winston, you've been working on this puzzle for quite some time now. You realize a lot of those puzzle pieces are upside down, right? It's just they're cardboard color. Is that an almond that you have inserted into one of the pieces? Are you just eating them, or are you using them as pieces? You know that's an almond, right?
Winston: [screams] Schmidt, come here!