Quote from Schmidt in All In
Schmidt: [on the phone] Voice mail? Again? Where have you been? It's been four days, man. Have you really been doing it with Jess this whole time? That's disgusting. Nick, I did something really wrong, and, uh I just I need to talk to you. I need to talk to my friend. Come home. [hangs up] Yeah, I should try him again. Dial best friend one.