Schmidt: Just wallpaper! I have fancy athletic shoe wallpaper. Elizabeth, what are you doing here?
Elizabeth: I got here early, so I wanted to come up.
Schmidt: That shirt is, uh... 12 years old.
Elizabeth: It's the shirt I met you in.
Schmidt: Oh, yeah, I remember that.
Elizabeth: Y2 Kitty Kat.
Schmidt: As relevant today as it was then.
Jill: Schmidt, do you have a moment?
Schmidt: I have unlimited moments. I was reviewing the numbers... [seeing Elizabeth] Custodial keeps sending us these spooky Eastern European girls.
Elizabeth: You want to see spooky? Call me spooky again. I'll spook the ass fat right out of your lips.