Jess: I wasn't done yet, guys. I was in the prologue.
Schmidt: David Foster Wallace, where is the sex? You're in last place. Cece, please go. Tell your story of how your lost your virginity. I need a palate cleanse.
Cece: Actually, it was the same night.
Schmidt: It was prom night? Really? Who was it with? Study Hall Steve or Cool Car Johnny?