[flashback:]
The Guy: Hey, uh, I'm kind of on a lot of antidepressants right now, so this may kind of take a while.
Younger Jess: The only antidepressants you need are in my pants.
The Guy: Uh, it's really a medical issue.
Jess: I'm so sorry. That was really uncool. And... take as much time as you need.
[present:]
Jess: So, two hours later... still nothing. It was like a wind sock on a windless day.
[flashback:]
Younger Jess: Give me an update, brother. How's your wang?
The Guy: [crying]
Younger Jess: Do you have, like, an... Is there, like, an angle you could... like... I mean...
The Guy: It's just... it's so much easier when it's, like, in the shower, you know, and you're by yourself and you don't...
Younger Jess: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
The Guy: And there's no one with you.
Younger Jess: Well, what can I do to help? Listen, why don't we try our luck on the other side of the castle, okay?
Younger Jess: Oh, my God! [groans] We're stuck.
The Guy: Hey, uh, don't really know why, but... ready now.