Jess: Well, you know, I'd just waited so long, and Teddy took me by surprise. It was the heat of the moment. I didn't have to think about it.
Schmidt: Well, who wins? I need a winner.
Jess: I think we're all losers.
Winston: Are you kidding me, Jess? You had passionate sex with a fireman, all right? I had sex with a hooker. Well, I mean, unless... Are you guys sure she was a hooker?