Schmidt: No? Wait, wait, wait, please. Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: I'm only gonna say this once. You were the greatest boyfriend. I loved Big Guy. But then, you lost weight, and you got mean. You stopped listening to me. You changed completely. You stopped paying for my dinner.
Schmidt: Elizabeth, to be fair, at that point, you were eating the lion's share of the food.
Elizabeth: And you were sitting there eating one basil leaf, looking like an idiot panda bear.
Schmidt: Well...
Elizabeth: Look, I loved Big Guy with all my heart. But I have no interest in helping the guy who's standing in front of me now. I hate your hair.