Jess: Hey, Nick, can I ask you a question?
Nick: What's on your mind?
Jess: Well, I'm just asking... if this is a date.
Nick: What do you mean, "is this a date?"
Jess: I'm just... I'm asking you if this is a date. It seems like a date.
Nick: You've been thinking it's a date this whole time?
Jess: I'm just asking you.
Nick: How embarrassing for you. No, for me, it's just hanging out in a suit, getting champagne with my friend. [grunts] I think we're ready to order.