Cop: Hi, there, sir. Afraid, uh, you apparently didn't see the crosswalk was over there.
Nick: Oh, let's not sweat the small stuff, officer. I'm walking across the street.
Cop: Afraid I'm gonna have to write you up for jaywalking.
Jess: Stay calm, make tiny fists with your toes.
Cop: I'm really sorry about this.
Nick: Jess, I'm not upset. This man is merely doing his job. You were right, I was wrong.
Cop: Here you go, sir.
Nick: Thank you, officer. $340?!
Cop: Yeah, I know it's a lot. They raised it last year, I think. Have a good night, ma'am.
Nick: All right, just scram.
Cop: You too, sir.
Nick: Dinner?