Nick: Come on, can I please have a ride? Wait, hold on. Don't move. Hold on. [chuckles] You got an eyelash.
Jess: Why do you smell so good?
Nick: It's 'cause I did laundry. Ah. I smell like a baby in a damn meadow. Look at this. My underwear. They're blue now. I think it's 'cause I put colors in the whites. I'm still figuring it out, but I'm really excited about laundry.
Jess: Good job.
Nick: Hey, how do you put your underwear back in? Just... I feel like it's too big to get back in now. It's tricky to get it in.
Jess: Fine!
Nick: Thank you. Do you mind if we stop along the way? I'm thinking of getting a salad 'cause I want to eat healthier.
Jess: Oh! God! Nick!
Nick: I'm thinking of taking a vitamin today.
Jess: Oh, God! Shut up!