Quote from Schmidt in Quick Hardening Caulk
Jess: Schmidt ... an aquarium?! When did you become a Bond villain that couldn't afford not to live with roommates? Schmidt: This is where I will keep my lionfish. Jess: Your lionfish? Schmidt: A rare beauty. The result of generations of interracial fish breeding. Just undulating in that water with that wry smile. Perfect, round fish breasts. Winston: Pull it together. Jess: What is this hat? Schmidt: They say it'll be impossible for me to have it. But I'll get it. She will be mine, and... we will create a life together.