Schmidt: It's almost toast time, and I made up a few cards. You know, just jotted down a few notes and bullet points for you.
Nick: I'm just gonna do my own toast. I know what I want to say about you.
Schmidt: At least take a look at them. I worked really hard on these.
Nick: "I'm nothing without you." "Thank you for supporting me during that thing, financially and..." This is a full speech.
Schmidt: Feel free to make it your own.
Nick: Why is it that you think you're better than me, Schmidt?
Schmidt: What? What are you talking about?
Nick: Why do you think you're better than me? Our friendship didn't used to be this way. You know, back in college, we were equals.