Nick: Okay, I'm older now. I am wiser. I want to help plan my own party.
Schmidt: Okay, fine, I will give you balloons...
Nick: Oh, sweet, balloons are...and Porta Potties.
Nick: Porta Potties?! That sounds like a job for babies.
Schmidt: [shows pictures of porta potties] Does that look like a job for babies?
Nick: Oh, so this is a big job? I thought you were being disrespectful.
Schmidt: No!
Nick: Oh.
Schmidt: Where do you think people are gonna go to the bathroom?
Nick: I never thought of that
Schmidt: And you are now in charge of that, and if you dig a hole in a- in, in a dirt field, I'm gonna kill you.