Winston: Is everyone in the world having sex but me?! Old people, foreigners, nerds. Everyone's banging. Schmidt and Jess?! Everyone is out there getting and giving except for old Winnie. Look at me... a man who has absolutely nothing. I left my phone, my wallet, and my dignity at Daisy's house. I even left my pants there ... look at this.
Jess: Yum.
Nick: Yum.
Winston: I need a win, damn it, I need a win.