Schmidt: Well, you know what this means, Jessica, don't you? Nicholas Miller is now a swing vote.
Nick: What? No!
Jess: He's right, 'cause we're both voting for ourselves, so that makes you the decider.
Nick: You two are on your own. I'm out.
Jess: You can't escape destiny. She comes for us all, that relentless bitch. That's right. Destiny's a lady.
Schmidt: Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis. Direct quote ... Scott Caan.