Winston: Nick, Nick. N-N-N-Nick, what are you doing? Stop moonwalking, man. Man, you have been weird all morning.
Nick: Hey, look, I kissed Jess. Say what you're gonna say. [Winston punches Nick in the groin] Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Whoo! I thought that's what you were gonna say.
Winston: I don't want a new roommate.
Nick: Look, don't- She's not moving out.
Winston: I'm not talking about her. Hell no, not her! I'm talking about you. When this thing blows up in your face - and it will blow up in your face, Nick - you're the one moving out. You think I like living with you? You have centipedes living under your bed!
Nick: Those weren't centipedes.
Winston: You've named your testicles, and they're both named Sharon.
Nick: Yeah, so what? I can't believe you kissed Jess! Man, what were you thinking?
Nick: Look, man, I wasn't thinking anything.
Winston: Nick, just apologize and make it right, all right?
Nick: All right. That's what I'm gonna do. [Winston punches Nick in the groin again] Oh, my Sharon!