Nick: Jess, you liked kissing me! It's fine to say that.
Jess: No, I didn't.
Nick: I'm not on my knee asking you to marry me; It was a nice kiss.
Jess: You were like a dog and my mouth was like a bowl full of dog milk!
Nick: It was like a damn fairy tale, that kiss! It was the best kiss of your life.
Jess: Are you serious, Nick?
Nick: And you have to take a little responsibility, tarting around in that little soft pink robe, not expecting to get kissed.
Jess: Tarting around?
Nick: I'm a man, Jessica!
Jess: What?
Nick: Pink robes are my catnip.