Jess: Schmidt, Table Seven, Table Seven.
Schmidt: What're you doing? You're at Table Seven, too? Hmm?
Jess: I'm at Table Seven. What?
Schmidt: Well, you should feel complimented. I feel slightly insulted.
Jess: What?
Schmidt: No offense.
Jess: A lot of offense taken.
Schmidt: Well, I'm just saying-
Jess: A lot.