Schmidt: Hey, Winston, I'm glad you're home. I know what my pogo is. It's that I dance kind of like a sea snake. [dances]
Winston: Yeah, not even close, Schmidt.
Schmidt: What are you talk... I know this it, man.
[later:]
Schmidt: Is it that I barge into people's showers? [Nick throws a bar of soap at Winston]
[later:]
Schmidt: It's my caterpillar eyebrows ... well, look. [Winston screams] They're gone.