Jess: What, he just wants a relationship now, out of the blue?
Winston: You never just dreamed about him crawling back to you? Anybody who's ever been dumped has dreamed about that special someone crawling their way back to them. I mean, come on, right? It's the dump fantasy.
Schmidt: Let's workshop that term.
Jess: Of course I have. We meet in a hospital, during wartime. You can forgive a lot during wartime.
Schmidt: That is a fantasy, Jess. Okay, people don't change. They just think that they do. He's a player. Think about it. Why would a good-looking person ever become a doctor?