Schmidt: [to the mirror] Hey, Cece. I-I know it's unexpected that I'm here. It's because I wanted to tell you something. You're my boo. You're my boo and I'm... and I'm... I been missing you. I been missing you oh, so long.
Nick: You know what's weird? I don't find this weird anymore.
Schmidt: What's your problem, Nick ... how long you been standing there? How much of that did you hear?
Schmidt: I'm in love, man. I'm in love with Cece.
Nick: Everyone knows that, you dumb-ass. You always have been.