Nick: Whoa, whoa, Jess, what are you doing? That's my ketchup collection!
Jess: This fertility Web site says I need to get rid of anything with toxins.
Nick: Did you put the microwave in the trash?
Jess: Yes.
Nick: Why would you do that?
Jess: Microwaves zap things!
Nick: You can't take my microwave away!
Jess: Zap my insides!
Nick: It's the only thing I love!
Jess: I can't risk it!
Nick: It's what makes burritos delicious!
Jess: I don't care! You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?
Nick: You're putting me in a tough spot.