Jess: I'm gonna make a toast. Parent Trap's just a movie. And real relationships are not like that. They're more complicated than that. And they're not even real twins.
Big Schmidt: Twins! Yes! I'm thankful for twins. They're like sisters, but they do it, and they like to have sex.
Jess: Schmidts.
Big Schmidt: What?!
Schmidt: What?
Jess: In conclusion... I want to say what I'm thankful for. Family. They said... it couldn't be done. They said, "You're crazy, Jess." I am so thankful today that I proved them wrong.