Quote from Jess in Menzies
Schmidt: Nevertheless, we are gathered here today to celebrate the reemployment of Jessica F. Day. Jess: Not my middle initial. Schmidt: Who will once again be in the classroom, molding the minds of children. Jess: Actually, I'm gonna be remolding the minds of grown-ups, 'cause I'm gonna be teaching creative writing to adults. Schmidt: So, what, are you gonna be, like, reading a bunch of weirdos' writing? Nick: Well, I hope you like stories about vampires and bad childhoods. Jess: I do. Nick: You're gonna get them.