Quote from Schmidt in Menzies
Schmidt: What is this thing? Emma: You're gonna have to sign it before anything can happen between us. Schmidt: "Party A absolves Party B of any psychological trauma, whether temporary, permanent, future or imagined." Emma: After we do what we do, you're gonna want to talk. I can't allow that. The less risk I incur, the more I can focus on creating a viable sexual experience for both of us. You're gonna want to sign it. Schmidt: "Possible exposure to lead paint." Do I have a latex allergy? Emma: That's very important. Schmidt: "Guaranteed mercury poisoning"? Emma: Mm. Schmidt: Is this real? Emma: You have till week's end to sign it.