Nick: Hey, gang, why is the water so cold?
Jess: Schmidt turned off the hot water, because it's not enough that I have to go on an interview with the red devil in my belly, I also have to go unshowered.
Nick: So let me get this straight, there's no hot water in the whole house?
Schmidt: Yeah.
Nick: Seems strange.
Schmidt: Maybe a cold shower will wake you up to some harsh financial realities, Jessica Day.
Jess: You don't control my heat, Theodore P. Gasbag.