Schmidt: Hey, Winston, tell him what you have.
Winston: Sympathy PMS. It's a real thing, I looked it up.
Nick: Sympathy PMS? What's that?
Jess: No! PMS is mine! Stop stealing my stuff, Winston.
Nick: You're telling me you're having a pre-menstrual something right now?
Winston: Yes.
Nick: Okay.
Schmidt: It's like a character in a Judy Blume novel.
Jess: No! You can't have my menzies.
Schmidt: He's got her menzies.