Nick: What's wrong with me? I wanted this for so long with her, and now... it's just too much. You know?
Jess: Mm-hmm.
Nick: You want to know why I don't like haunted houses?
Jess: Why?
Nick: Because they're just like relationships. You walk in all confident, and then once you get in, it's not what you thought it was gonna be, and it's scary.
Jess: Nick, you've liked her for a long time. Go in the "haunted house."
Nick: I'm gonna go in the "haunted house."
Amelia: Ta-da! That's me, that's you, and that's our dog.
Nick: I look so scared.