Quote from Schmidt in Halloween
Schmidt: What am I looking at here? Robby, man to man, you didn't want to wear something, I don't know, a little more form flattering? Maybe like a pile of towels, the number eight? Cece: Schmidt. Schmidt: I know. But how could I not knock down such low-hanging fruit? Speaking of low-hanging fruit, Jess, you didn't want to let out the pants a little bit? Jess: No. Schmidt: Not even a touch? Jess: No. Schmidt: You want to look at your work? Jess: Looks great. Schmidt: Not to an eight-year-old child. Who's just staring right down the barrel.