Jess: I'm sorry, but in my defense, Nadia just spent an hour explaining to me how to drink vodka with my butt.
Cece: You just embarrassed me in front of my colleagues.
Jess: Are you kidding me? It's not like you work in the UN.
Cece: You judge me for being a model.
Jess: Yes, I do.
Cece: You always have.
Jess: It's your birthday, and you won't eat cake. Cece, you're better than that; you really are. I just... I just feel sorry for you sometimes.
Cece: You feel sorry for me? [hits Jess's boob]
Jess: You just hit me in the boob.
Cece: It was an accident.
Jess: It was not an accident.
Cece: Fine. It wasn't.