Jess: There's just one tiny hitch. It's very awkward, and I don't know how to say it...
Nick: They hate Schmidt.
Jess: So much. How did you know?
Nick: If I had a dollar for everybody I couldn't hang out with because they hated Schmidt, I'd be rich. Like, fill my gas tank all the way up rich.
Jess: He was all over the map. He spent 20 minutes talking about aioli.