Quote from Jess in Fluffer
Jess: Question: Under what circumstances would you build a dresser for a woman? Sam: And this is, like... and I'm not interested in sleeping with her? Um... Am I being blackmailed? Jess: No. Sam: Is it like a... it's like a Make-A-Wish Foundation type thing? Jess: No. Sam: I mean... Yeah. Marriage. You know, anything besides marriage is a... you know, an abuse. Jess: An abuse? Sam: Yeah, you can't do that to a friend. Unless your friend's a chump. Or a certified carpenter... that would work. Wait a minute. This isn't a sex thing, is it? Because I... you know, I can't pleasure a woman and build a dresser at the same time, you know? I'm not God.