Quote from Nick in Fluffer
Nick: But you need me to have sex. Jess: That's what you think? I'm calling Sam, and we're gonna go on a date. And we're gonna talk our faces off. Okay? Nick: Good luck. Good luck with that. Can't find your phone, Jess? Jess: No, I'll find it. Nick: 'Cause I'm not calling you this time. [exits] Jess: Are you happy now? Now I have to get to know the guy I'm sleeping with. Nick: [o.s.] That was a pocket dial! That was an ill-timed pocket dial! I will not explain myself!