Winston: I'm cheating on Shelby.
Schmidt: What?
Winston: No, no, in my mind.
Schmidt: In your mind...?
Winston: I'm cheating on Shelby in my mind, man.
Schmidt: So what? So what?
Winston: What do you mean, "So what?" I'm doing it all the time. Like, I'm doing it a lot. I can't control myself, man.
Schmidt: Listen, everybody does it every minute all the time. How do you think I get through the day, man?
Winston: Okay. Wow. Um, in that case... [looking at an attractive woman] Hey, lady, can I introduce you to... this lady?