Nick: You know, I always wanted to be Kurt Loder.
Jess: Kurt Loder? He never even went to the Spring Break House. He was stuck in New York, talking to Pearl Jam.
Nick: He is the elder statesman of our generation.
Jess: Why are you making me a drink? You never bring work home.
Nick: All right, this is gonna sound really weird, but in the future I might do something really bad to you, and I hope you'll forgive me. Do you like old-fashioneds, Jess?
Jess: I've actually always wanted to try one. How did you know? [knock at the door] What are you gonna do to me?
Nick: I don't know. But it could be bad. Like me getting drunk and peeing in your closet on all your pretty dresses.
Jess: [laughs] I forgive you.
Nick: Imagine all that pee on your pretty dresses, Jess.
Jess: I still forgive you.