Quote from Jess in Re-Launch
Jess: Schmidt, you need a tiger. I need a job. Hire me. Schmidt: No. Jess: Here... Schmidt: No, I'm not going to... Jess: Schmidt! Schmidt: What are you...? Jess: Hire me. I am a people person. I'm great at parties. I can make any kind of balloon animal, as long as it's a worm or a snake...