Nick: All right, so that's everything. I took my fair share of rubber bands, so I don't want to hear about it. In my room, you will find a shoe box. In that box, there is a guinea pig that I said I would bury, so please deal with it.
Schmidt: There's a corpse in your room?
Nick: All right, guys, well, thanks for helping me move. What are we standing in a circle for, like a bunch of weirdos? Let's go.