Jess: Nick, stop staring.
Nick: I'm not... what? Schmidt's being really weird, too.
Schmidt: So I told you and Jess to go get some sushi at Asakune, but I hear you hara-kiri'd that one.
Russell: Well, I know the chef at Namuda.
Schmidt: Oh, oh. Namuda? Maybe "My First Sushi." Baby wants a tempura California roll. Little Russell wants... Little Wussell wants an avocwado roll!
Jess: Schmidt!