Quote from Nick in Fancyman, Part 1
Jess: Whoa. Makes me want to sit by the fire, and talk about how annoying Gandhi is. Nick: Whoa, something's happening to me, Jess. I want to sit at that desk and veto a law. Jess: What are you doing, Nick? Nick: That's someone else's stuff. Nick: Jess, when I put my hand on this desk, I feel sexually proficient for the first time in my life. Jess: Nick, this man stands for everything you hate. Nick: [picks up phone] I'm President Miller! You're all fired! Bring our boys home. Jess: Okay, this is how evil geniuses are born. Nick: You smell that? It smells like leather and Teddy Roosevelt and wistfulness. I want to wear this cap. Jess: You're not helping me! Nick, I know this room is beautiful, gentlemanly, and... smells like Christmas, but you have to stay strong. I'm gonna go find Russell. Keep... playing with that duck. Nick: [to the duck] I want to kill you. Because I respect you. I think I understand hunting!