Winston: I even miss your hair chutney. Without you, man, we're just three idiots who live together. [sighs] You make us a family.
Schmidt: [chuckling] Well, I'm the cool rebel brother.
Winston: You're the mom.
Nick: The mother.
Jess: Mom.
Nick: Look, Schmidt, if you come back to us, I'll let you clean my room.
Schmidt: The white whale?
Nick: Think about how many dust bunnies are under my bed. How many stray socks.