Nick: How much does four hundred cognac and colas add up to, Winston?
Winston: You want to go there?
Nick: Yeah.
Winston: Okay. How about all the times I sat around listening to you bitch and moan about how Caroline broke your precious little heart?
Nick: Okay, in eighth grade...
Winston: Eighth grade.
Nick: You "accidentally" saw my mom naked. Before she stopped exercising and let herself get chubby. Okay? So how much is that, in terms of money? 'Cause I haven't gotten over that. And I would say four to $5,000.