Nick: You told them, Jess? Really, it's not a big deal. Don't tell them.
Schmidt: We're just hanging out. [somberly] With my best friend.
Nick: Come on, Schmidt. What are you do...? [Schmidt kisses Nick] You just Fredo-kiss me? What's your problem? Go sit down.
Winston: You're going to beat this, man.
Nick: I don't have anything. What is going on with you guys?