Jess: [on the phone] You are not gonna believe the stupid thing I almost did last night.
Cece: Tell me.
Jess: Okay, but have to promise never to tell anyone, ever.
Cece: Of course, out with it. Tell me.
Jess: Okay, I almost tried to hook up with Schmidt last night.
[Cece is on the phone in Schmidt's bed. He rolls over and puts his arm around her, kissing her neck.]
Cece: That would have been crazy.
Jess: I know! Can you imagine? Ugh.
Cece: I cannot. I got to go, okay? Bye.