Quote from Schmidt in The Landlord
Schmidt: Cece, can I talk to you, as a... as a woman? Cece: All right, Schmidt. Schmidt: Okay. My boss and I, we're running a Pre-Sex Marathon right now, and I feel like we're stuck in mile 25. I'm cramping, Cece, my toenails are falling off, I'm peeing down my leg, it's like I can see the finish line, but I just can't get there. Cece: I need to put one of these on right now. Schmidt: The problem is is we don't talk. I don't know what she's thinking. Should I make a move or not? Cece: Stop asking permission and go get it. That's what I would want. There's nothing less sexy than a dude asking if he can kiss you. Schmidt: Nothing? I mean, what if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig? What if I called my mom after sex to describe it to her? What if I had a croissant blog? Cece: Two of these now.