Quote from Jess in Jess and Julia
Julia: Well, I guess we're never going to know if the bird defense works. Such a bummer, too. We have this pool at my office. Jess: Okay. Hey! I got something to say to you, man. Julia: What? Jess: I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children. And I find it fundamentally strange that you're not a dessert person. That's just weird, and it freaks me out. And I'm sorry I don't talk like Murphy Brown. And I hate your pantsuit. I wish it had ribbons on it or something to make it just slightly cuter. And that doesn't mean I'm not smart and tough and strong. Julia: Okay. Jess: And I know you like Nick, and I'm not trying to interfere, but you should just talk to him about it. Julia: Are you done? Jess: I am almost done. I'm about to go and pay this $800 fine, and my checks have baby farm animals on them, bitch. [walks off] Julia: That's the wrong way. [Jess turns back]